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Smart TalkSMART TALK By Dr. Ced Riley
INSTINCTUAL: At the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired, we treat people who say instinctual at our general care facility, the William Safire Center.
Making sure they're attentive, not attentual, we retrain patients to say instinctive.
Since instinctive is simpler and easier to say, using instinctual can be a symptom of William F. Buckley Syndrome, and if we diagnose the syndrome - hearing "re-ZORSE" instead of "RE-source" is another marker - we refer them to the Alfred Kahn Clinic for more intensive treatment.
Often, however, the patients have the word sexual on their minds.
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