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Smart TalkSMART TALK By Clara Dix, N.P.
LIKE: Like, the young and the, like, brainless are, like, afflicted with, like, more than, like, eating disorders and A.D.D. The Institute for the Linguistically Impaired wishes to, like, announce that we've, like, isolated and, like, named the problem. We're, like, very proud.
It's, like, a disease called, like, cerebroporosis. If you, like, look at that word and, like, think about it, you might, like, see that it means, like, having your brain full of, like, holes. Of course, we're speaking, like, figuratively.
We're, like, trying to, like, isolate the cause. Our, like, research team suspects it's, like, overexposure to, like, noise from, like, electronics, TV, and malls, which, like, damages their, like, learning ability and makes them sound, like, brain damaged.
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