It is well known that many Lansing residents travel  - a lot!  As they've
been going down the road the past few months, they've noted the following
wise words from the billboards of  churches  of various faiths all over the
United States:

Free trip to heaven
Details within

Prepare for the Finals
Read the Bible!

Trust in God but lock your car.

You may think you're perfect,    but can you walk on water?

Long standing troubles?
Try kneeling.

Exercise regularly
Walk with the Lord

What the church needs now is more callused hands and fewer callused hearts.

and a variation of the first one:

Free trip to heaven
Apply within.

What intriguing comments have you read lately?  Let us know, and we'll print
another collection soon.

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