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SMART TALK SMART TALK By Nurse Garrel S. Utter
HIGHLY POSSIBLE: At the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired, we treat polysyllabificationitis at the William Safire Center. A pernicious disease indeed, polysyllabificationitis occurs even in the highest levels of government.
Besides interpretative and misunderestimate, patients say highly possible instead of probable and partly destroyed instead of damaged.
Diagnosis is difficult. This is somewhat like William F. Buckley Syndrome, due to which the patient will say lacerations and contusions instead of cuts and bruises, but it also borders on cerebroporosis.
So you see our problem.
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