- By Jim Evans
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SMART TALK SMART TALK By Assoc. Therapist Les Terse
PICK AND CHOOSE: Like some other staff of the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired, I go to Mass at Our Lady of Loving Disapproval. Last Sunday, we heard a strongly worded homily from Father Peter Holdoff.
“It’s plain and simple,” he thundered, you can’t pick and choose. This is a complete and total package. Each and every time you take the bits and pieces you like, you endanger your soul forever and ever.”
Those of us from the institute squirmed in our seats but not because the message was hitting home. Father Holdoff might have made his point better to us, at least, without all the redundancies.
Simple language is always better.
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