- By Dan Veaner
- Entertainment
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Smart Talk SMART TALK By Dr. Will S. Sert
UNSOLVED MYSTERY: Remember the TV show of that name? The first time it aired at the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired, outraged staff in the Fowler Lounge threw steins at the screen and destroyed the television. Thereafter, the bartender had to change channels before it came on.
Saying unsolved mystery is a symptom of cerebroporosis and warns us to test for confirming symptoms, such as advance reservations, foot pedal, and mutual agreement.
We hate to have our work undone by producers whom we should be treating. The same producers probably blame the schools for their own kids’ poor English.
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