- By Jim Evans
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Smart Talk SMART TALK By Dr. Parley Speake
UNDERBELLY: Prospective patients at the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired may ask why the I.L.I. is so isolated. A fair question.
Government employees and the very famous like the privacy we offer out on Interlink Road, and this area, redolent with redundancies, badly needs us.
Underbelly, Texas, seat of Lengua Loco County, sits between the River Rio and the Montaña Mountains. Vista View, just below Summit Peak, overlooks the town.
Visitors stay at the Hotel Inn. We read our local news in the Underbelly Prerecorder. We buy our clothes at the Sleeveless Vest. The even smaller town of Overback lies just up the road.
Underbelly citizens still feel great pride that a fellow Texan got into the White House, and they don’t care how he did it.
The general atmosphere of provinciality and incurious contentment allows our patients to come and go without notice, which they appreciate very much. Therefore, we never misunderestimate the wisdom of our choice of location.
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