- By Jim Evans
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Smart Talk SMART TALK By Garrel S. Utter, N.P.
WIDE WIDTH: In downtown Underbelly, Nurse Saber S. Poder took a long lunch hour to shop for construction boots for her husband. She was shocked to see that Dicky’s, the best bootmaker in Texas, advertised each pair with a tag trumpeting WIDE WIDTH.
Nurse Poder returned to the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired asking if she’d been away for a lengthy length of time.
After work, in the Fowler Lounge, she quipped that Dr. Will S. Sert’s theories had deep depth.
Dr. Sert instantly replied that he hoped his theories gave her high heights of inspiration.
We often kid each other that way to let off steam, especially after a couple of flagons or schooners.
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