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Smart TalkSMART TALK by Dr. Les Terse
A LONG WAYS: Honest Al touts his Johnson's Used Car's as "just a little ways down from the Hotel Inn," here in Underbelly, Texas.
Dr. Clark Chousie, at the William Safire Center at the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired, has a fine record treating what we call Plural Compulsive Disorder. We've tried for years to sign up poor Al, who has a full blown case.
He retorts, "I talk as good as anybody anywheres around here. If they buy car's from me anyways, why should I change?"
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