- By Jim Evans
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SMART TALK by Dr. Ced Riley
MENTAL TELEPATHY: Come on, people, would you say nasal telepathy? Manual? Gastro-intestinal?
Of course not, so just call it telepathy.
Some patients at the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired, as well as Chief Johnson of the local Underbelly, Texas, police department, say that all telepaths are mentally insane.
By saying that, they weaken their argument, since they forget that one can't be anally insane. Unless one is very, very neat, I suppose.
It all depends on your mental attitude.
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