- By Jim Evans
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Smart TalkSMART TALK by Dr. Laconia Crisp
NO TRESPASSING ALLOWED: Signs around the grounds of the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired just say Keep Out. After all, we treat a lot of famous people, and they value their privacy as much as the rest of us.
Of course, No Trespassing would do, but the advertising industry has taught us that the simple message works best. So Keep Out it is.
Signs like No Trespassing Allowed, or No Parking Allowed, when No Parking says it all, remind me of armed and dangerous. I'm waiting to hear of a fugitive who's armed but perfectly safe to approach.
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