- By Jim Evans
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SMART TALK by Dr. Molto Breve
COMPLETELY SURROUNDED: The Institute for the Linguistically Impaired treats competion compulsives, who say complete monopoly or completely destroyed, in the William Safire Center.
However, we sometimes uncover a basic conceptual problem that appears to be related to cerebroporosis. Patients may say an island surrounded by water. This isn't completion compulsion. Nor is three-sided leanto. They just don't seem to be listening to themselves.
How sad to lead such oblivious lives.
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