- By Jim Evans
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SMART TALK by Dr. Parley Speake
COPARTNER: Down the road in Los Libidos, Texas, Bedspring Tech's Dr. Lawrence Blithermore took Dr. Wade Bombast as copartner in a research project.
Here at the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired, I learned of this and said in an email to him that he should have said partner, but Dr. Blithermore also says coequal instead of equal, coconspirator instead of conspirator and conjoin instead of join.
The poor professor is a completion compulsive, and badly needs treatment at the institute. I feel better having reminded him of his problem, and I keep hoping he'll come in for help.
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