- By Jim Evans
- Entertainment
By Dr. Verbos Metikulos
TUNAFISH: Once patients at the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired learn to stop falling down, so to speak, the bright ones may begin study of redundancies contained in a single word, such as tunafish.
Most of them have never looked at the can, where it just says tuna. Hey, there are no tunabirds. Saying tunafish is like saying troutfish, eaglebird or llamamammal. After treatment, patients even say gull instead of seagull and linked instead of interlinked.
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