- By Jim Evans
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SMART TALK by Dr. Clara Dix
FIRST OF ALL: Weekends at the Fowler Lounge, the staff of the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired can get sarcastic after a schooner or two of stout. After all, we've spent the week hearing nucular and try and.
"First of all!?" roars Dr. Parley Speake. "As opposed to the first of just a few?"
"Yes," I reply. "It's as redundant as foreign imports."
Last week, Dr. Shirley Glibb threw her drink into the face of a man whose come-on line was, "I want you and me to be the last of all the people in this place."
At least the poor guy didn't say you and I, but Shirley had had a really bad day.
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