- By Jim Evans
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SMART TALK by Dr. Ced Riley
FOR YOUR INFORMATION: My colleague Dr. Will S. Sert had had a hard week here at the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired. Ten treatments for nucular. Twenty-three for one less.
That Friday night, after tipping a tankard in the Fowler Lounge, he exploded. "And what's this, ‘Enclosed is a copy for your information'?" he roared. Why the [bleep] else would you enclose it!?"
We sympathized and tried to calm him down, but he was on a roll. "Beginning anything with For your information simply says ‘Duh.' And F.Y.I.! Arghh! Save me from cute stupidity!"
Actually, Will is a really sweet guy.
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