Smart TalkSMART TALK by Dr. Winton "Windy" Prolix
TOUR: At the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired,
tour has two related meanings for common usage. It can mean a pleasure trip, perhaps a
tour of the attractions around
Underbelly, Texas, where we can show you
Summit Peak and
Vista View overlooking
Glendale and the
Rio River. Now that's a
tour, the kind of experience that tourists endure franchise food for.
We also recognize the
tour that's a guided presentation of, say, an olive pitting facility, or of a converted shipping container the realtor is trying to sell.
In both cases, the
tour is a voluntary travel-through, often for the pleasure of learning but at least with an expectation of getting home unharmed.
On a military
tour, however, the odds of returning unharmed are greatly reduced, and said
tour is often involuntary. The more reality based might call it a
hitch, or an
assignment; the disgruntled, a
sentence. But it's not a
tour, and the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired deplores this misuse of the word.
Since they have too much invested in always being right, military officers don't often appear for treatment at the institute, so we helplessly watch the involuntary sense of
tour grow through the decades, much as
surge instead of
escalation probably will.
Tour in place of
assignment, or even
term, is as cynical as
enhanced interrogation rather than
torture. ----
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