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SMART TALK
by Dr. Ced Riley
ANNULAR RING: Any veteran of science class has seen this term, referring to that collar thing around the stems of many mushrooms.
Intensive research at the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired - actually, a patient checked a dictionary - reveals to the waiting world that annular means ring shaped.
So annular ring means ring shaped ring, and is about as inspired a term as round circle. But then, in chapters of the same textbooks, where the esteemed authors cover volcanoes (the ones with volcanic lava), arrows point to a central core. As opposed to that core on the outside, right?
Science is so awesome.
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by Dr. Ced Riley
ANNULAR RING: Any veteran of science class has seen this term, referring to that collar thing around the stems of many mushrooms.
Intensive research at the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired - actually, a patient checked a dictionary - reveals to the waiting world that annular means ring shaped.
So annular ring means ring shaped ring, and is about as inspired a term as round circle. But then, in chapters of the same textbooks, where the esteemed authors cover volcanoes (the ones with volcanic lava), arrows point to a central core. As opposed to that core on the outside, right?
Science is so awesome.
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