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Smart talkSMART TALK by Dr. Weiss N. Heimer
CONTINUE ON: Obviously, linguistic impairment is no obstacle for getting a government job - consider a recent President - but thank goodness candidates usually say, "Let us continue."
However, we have patients at the Institute for the Linguistically Impaired who linger on instead of linger until they decide to proceed ahead rather than lag behind. As we say in the South when we don't want to call them names they deserve, Bless 'em.
This reminds me of the old military joke with the oxymoron, advance to the rear. But that comes under military intelligence, which isn't our subject here.
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